Meeting Selma
Dropping off Selma
Re-acquaintance with Selma
Help Selma
Take Selma ~y~home.
Don't leave ~b~Selma ~w~behind.
Selma's House
Escape Selma
Lose ~r~Selma.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Where are we going?
~b~Selma~w~~n~Is it a surprise?
~b~Selma~w~~n~I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Lose ~r~Selma.
~b~Selma~w~~n~I love falafel ... would you like to see my collection?
~b~Selma~w~~n~Where are you going?
~b~Selma~w~~n~Come back!
Lose ~r~Selma.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Don't leave me here. I'll get lost again!
~b~Selma~w~~n~You're just like all the others!
~b~Selma~w~~n~All men are bastards!
~b~Selma~w~~n~But, I LOVE YOU!
~b~Selma~w~~n~No one ever drives me anywhere.
~b~Selma~w~~n~The last time I was driven someplace, I was wearing a really tight jacket.
~b~Selma~w~~n~The pedestrians look so squishable from here.
~b~Selma~w~~n~LOOK! IT'S A UFO! ...Sorry, my bad. It's a bus.
~b~Selma~w~~n~If people were born with wheels instead of feet, they wouldn't need cars.
~b~Selma~w~~n~You're such a great listener, you know?
~b~Selma~w~~n~I've never felt like this about anyone. Well, not since the last time, anyway.
~b~Selma~w~~n~...Are we there yet?
~b~Selma~w~~n~I've just realized I'm not wearing any shoes.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Are we here then? Is the restaurant nearby?
~b~Selma~w~~n~It's okay. You don't have to run off to break wind. I know guys fart, even on a first date.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Is this like a test? If I keep up with you, you'll marry me? Oh, boy!
~b~Selma~w~~n~Are we going for a drive now?
~b~Selma~w~~n~Are you stealing this? Oh, that is so hot!
~b~Selma~w~~n~You know how to treat a girl. C'mon, let's go Upstate for the weekend.
~b~Selma~w~~n~It's really cool of you to help me out like this.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Are you like Chinese or something? I like Chinese food, especially sushi ... even though that's really Japanese.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Before you picked me up I was praying that someone just like you would come along and save me. And here you are. It's like, prayer works, you know?
~b~Selma~w~~n~Hey! Do you believe in ufo's? I saw one once, right in the middle of the park. No one else saw it though. Maybe I'm an indiglow child, or something.
~b~Selma~w~~n~I don't really talk to many people. Well, it's more like people don't really talk to me.
~b~Selma~w~~n~I'm Selma by the way. Wait! Let me guess your name ... Is it Barney? Barney Ma... Maloney! It is isn't it? Hmmm... Selma Maloney...
~b~Selma~w~~n~I think I recognize this area. Or maybe it was just in a dream.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Sometimes I sing until I cry. Then I cry until the voices tell me to stop ... that's my neighbor's voices, not voices in my head. That'd be crazy. Ha! Ha!
~b~Selma~w~~n~Hey, where are you going?
~b~Selma~w~~n~Are you taking a restroom break, or something?
~b~Selma~w~~n~I don't think you can park here.
~b~Selma~w~~n~For a second there I thought we were going to walk it all the way.
~b~Selma~w~~n~Yeah, let's drive. Walking is for immigrants.
~b~Selma~w~~n~That was funny, you running off like that. Heh! Heh!
~r~Selma died.
~r~You left Selma behind.
